Look, we know you'd rather watch paint dry than read terms, but stick with us. It'll be quick, painless, and might even make you chuckle.
Our code is more open than a 24/7 convenience store. Feel free to peek under the hood, suggest improvements, or fork us. Just don't fork us too hard, okay?
We collect less data than your grandma's flip phone. Just some anonymous tidbits to keep the lights on. Your secrets are safe with... well, you, because we don't want 'em!